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Your personal guide to understanding Runks' bizarre personal slang terms.

"What the Cobb" - Substitute for "what's up", "hello" or "how's it going." Also used to express extreme shock or surprise.

"Dot Com" - Substitute for "see ya later" or "goodbye." Also used to emphasis take it or leave it type statements for example: "there it is like or not, deal with it. Dot com!" This phrase was actually coined by Runks' 92 year-old grandfather who calls the internet the "intranet."

"Snaps" - Runks version of the more popular "Snap." Expression of both good and bad reactions. for example: if something really good happens you say, "aw snaps!!" and if something really bad happens, you say, "Snaps!!"

"Where's the fire?" - substitute for "settle down" or "take it easy" or
"what's the big hurry" this one was actually coined by my friend Dylan
Hope.

"Rollin' Hard" - used to describe someone, usually a guy, who is trying to
act tough or thinks they are cooler than everybody else. Also coined by
Dylan Hope.

"Scat-a-ratchy" - used to describe anything that grosses you out. Think of
the nastiest thing you could ever imagine and you've got it.

"That's pretty sick, Chubbs." - a movie line from "Happy Gilmore.

"Bullcornin'" - Basically just sitting around and talking. It is a more
personal substitute for, "shooting the bull."

"Dork-smiler" - Used to describe someone who is a total dork. For example:
"Runks is total dork-smiler."

“Burkley” The same thing as a dork-smiler except much worse!

"Jacked Up" - A phrase much overused by Runks that means virtually the same thing as the phrase “messed up” but with much more intensity. For example: “I just got bit by a dog.” “Dude, that’s jacked up!!” Or “If you jump out and scare me, I will jack you up!!”